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Effects

34 status effects — the glyph is how each one reads on the combat board.

Buffs · 9
Brazen Thorns
Your skin answers in kind. To press an argument against you is to be cut by it — the harder the push, the deeper the rebuttal bites back.
Briar Stance
You root yourself like a thorn bush — still, patient, dangerous. Striking you is a choice they'll regret. Every blow lands, but something sharp comes back.
Liar's Clarity
"This next die is Wild" — the sentence is either true or it isn't, and by naming it, you've made it so. One clean certainty, carved out of the paradox.
Maxwell's Siphon
Like the demon sorting molecules, you separate your enemy's vitality from their form—fast energy to you, slow energy left behind.
Phoenix Vigor
Ash remembers the bird. The closer you come to ending, the more fiercely you mend — vitality returning in waves, defenses tightening as the pyre cools.
Promethean Ember
Stolen fire kept burning under the ribs. It mends what the fight tears open, knitting flesh faster than the wound can widen — a gift that keeps costing the giver.
Tristram's Recovery
Like the writer who takes a year to document a day, your healing works faster than wounds accumulate. Eventually, you'll catch up.
Unmoved Mover's Resolve
Something must move without itself being moved. You anchor yourself there — whatever strikes you now finds a will that does not budge.
Vital Empathy
You stop fighting for a moment and simply exist. The stillness heals. The compassion you pour outward turns inward just enough — a quiet restoration, round by round.
Debuffs · 25
Achilles' Burden
You are Achilles—faster than any tortoise. Yet the tortoise is always ahead. No matter how swiftly you act, you're always one step behind.
Bandwagon's Absence
The crowd that carried you has moved on to the next argument. Whatever support you were counting on isn't coming — not this turn.
Braess Binding
Adding options makes things worse. You could move, but seeing the paths available creates congestion in your muscles. Paralysis through possibility.
Breach
A seam pried open in their guard, stance-agnostic and bleeding-obvious. Every blow you land now finds the gap and digs deeper.
Burali-Forti Wound
Your emotional ordinals exceed their own bounds. The set of all your feelings contains a feeling greater than all feelings. Your Heart tears itself apart.
Cantor's Gap
Your mental defenses are countably infinite—impressive, until you face uncountable assault. There's always a larger infinity of thoughts to break you.
Cartesian Doubt
You can no longer trust that your next move is the one you intend. The certainty a strong play requires has been methodically dissolved.
Curry's Corruption
If this poison harms you, then it spreads. The conditional is vacuously true. The conclusion is inevitably, recursively toxic.
Curry's Sepsis
If this wound festers, then it worsens. The conditional is vacuously true — and so is the next one, and the next, each infection weakening the strength of your own next blow.
Grandfather's Terror
You see the paradox of your own destruction—if you fight, you ensure your doom; if you flee, you ensure your doom. Either path leads backward to oblivion.
Moore's Muteness
You believe you can speak, yet you don't believe you're speaking. The absurdity freezes your voice. Assertion becomes impossible.
Novikov's Consistency
The timeline resists paradox: whatever wound is coming was always going to land, and land hard. The universe simply patches around any attempt to prevent it.
Olbers' Fire
If infinite stars fill the sky, why is it dark? Because their light is delayed. When it arrives all at once—you burn in accumulated radiance.
Overextended Commitment
You reached past what the moment could support. The next thing you do will be smaller for it — the cost of a payoff already spent.
Raven's Target
Marked and read. While it holds, the bearer’s stance is public — every draft against them is informed.
Regress Ad Infinitum
Every reason needs a reason, and that reason needs one too. The chain never grounds out — and neither do you, each unanswered link sapping a little more of what you had left.
Richard's Exposure
Your physical defenses are defined in terms of themselves—a diagonal contradiction. The enumeration reveals your weakness; Body attacks pierce deeply.
Schopenhauer's Despair
Every desire you satisfy only reveals the next lack. The will grinds on, wanting, and even the comfort you reach for arrives diminished by the wanting itself.
Sorites' Unraveling
One grain removed is nothing. The next is nothing too. But the heap has been shedding grains since the moment you were struck, and it has not stopped counting.
Staggered
The argument lands where footing was. One whole turn simply does not happen for them.
Theseus' Dissolution
Plank by plank, your ship comes apart. Drop by drop, you become less yourself. When does the bleeding stop being you?
Theseus' Rupture
The bleeding you named Theseus' Dissolution was gradual — a plank at a time. This is the hull giving way all at once. Only mercy, not time, slows it now.
Two Envelope Delirium
Should you switch? The other choice always seems better. You switch targets, switch tactics, switch again—always certain switching helps, always wrong.
Wigner's Friendship
From your perspective, your reality has collapsed into serving them. From outside, you remain in superposition. Neither view is wrong. You obey.
Zombie Argument
Something is happening to you, functionally identical to being hurt in every respect — except, the philosophers insist, there is no felt advantage in it. None of your openings mean anything anymore.