Effects
34 status effects — the glyph is how each one reads on the combat board.
Buffs · 9
✸
Brazen Thorns
Your skin answers in kind. To press an argument against you is to be cut by it — the harder the push, the deeper the rebuttal bites back.
✸
Briar Stance
You root yourself like a thorn bush — still, patient, dangerous. Striking you is a choice they'll regret. Every blow lands, but something sharp comes back.
▲
Liar's Clarity
"This next die is Wild" — the sentence is either true or it isn't, and by naming it, you've made it so. One clean certainty, carved out of the paradox.
✚
Maxwell's Siphon
Like the demon sorting molecules, you separate your enemy's vitality from their form—fast energy to you, slow energy left behind.
✚
Phoenix Vigor
Ash remembers the bird. The closer you come to ending, the more fiercely you mend — vitality returning in waves, defenses tightening as the pyre cools.
✚
Promethean Ember
Stolen fire kept burning under the ribs. It mends what the fight tears open, knitting flesh faster than the wound can widen — a gift that keeps costing the giver.
✚
Tristram's Recovery
Like the writer who takes a year to document a day, your healing works faster than wounds accumulate. Eventually, you'll catch up.
▲
Unmoved Mover's Resolve
Something must move without itself being moved. You anchor yourself there — whatever strikes you now finds a will that does not budge.
✚
Vital Empathy
You stop fighting for a moment and simply exist. The stillness heals. The compassion you pour outward turns inward just enough — a quiet restoration, round by round.
Debuffs · 25
🐌
Achilles' Burden
You are Achilles—faster than any tortoise. Yet the tortoise is always ahead. No matter how swiftly you act, you're always one step behind.
⛓
Bandwagon's Absence
The crowd that carried you has moved on to the next argument. Whatever support you were counting on isn't coming — not this turn.
⚓
Braess Binding
Adding options makes things worse. You could move, but seeing the paths available creates congestion in your muscles. Paralysis through possibility.
▼
Breach
A seam pried open in their guard, stance-agnostic and bleeding-obvious. Every blow you land now finds the gap and digs deeper.
❣
Burali-Forti Wound
Your emotional ordinals exceed their own bounds. The set of all your feelings contains a feeling greater than all feelings. Your Heart tears itself apart.
🧠
Cantor's Gap
Your mental defenses are countably infinite—impressive, until you face uncountable assault. There's always a larger infinity of thoughts to break you.
⛓
Cartesian Doubt
You can no longer trust that your next move is the one you intend. The certainty a strong play requires has been methodically dissolved.
☠
Curry's Corruption
If this poison harms you, then it spreads. The conditional is vacuously true. The conclusion is inevitably, recursively toxic.
🔥
Curry's Sepsis
If this wound festers, then it worsens. The conditional is vacuously true — and so is the next one, and the next, each infection weakening the strength of your own next blow.
👁
Grandfather's Terror
You see the paradox of your own destruction—if you fight, you ensure your doom; if you flee, you ensure your doom. Either path leads backward to oblivion.
🤐
Moore's Muteness
You believe you can speak, yet you don't believe you're speaking. The absurdity freezes your voice. Assertion becomes impossible.
▼
Novikov's Consistency
The timeline resists paradox: whatever wound is coming was always going to land, and land hard. The universe simply patches around any attempt to prevent it.
🔥
Olbers' Fire
If infinite stars fill the sky, why is it dark? Because their light is delayed. When it arrives all at once—you burn in accumulated radiance.
⛓
Overextended Commitment
You reached past what the moment could support. The next thing you do will be smaller for it — the cost of a payoff already spent.
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Raven's Target
Marked and read. While it holds, the bearer’s stance is public — every draft against them is informed.
▼
Regress Ad Infinitum
Every reason needs a reason, and that reason needs one too. The chain never grounds out — and neither do you, each unanswered link sapping a little more of what you had left.
🛡
Richard's Exposure
Your physical defenses are defined in terms of themselves—a diagonal contradiction. The enumeration reveals your weakness; Body attacks pierce deeply.
🔥
Schopenhauer's Despair
Every desire you satisfy only reveals the next lack. The will grinds on, wanting, and even the comfort you reach for arrives diminished by the wanting itself.
🔥
Sorites' Unraveling
One grain removed is nothing. The next is nothing too. But the heap has been shedding grains since the moment you were struck, and it has not stopped counting.
⛓
Staggered
The argument lands where footing was. One whole turn simply does not happen for them.
🩸
Theseus' Dissolution
Plank by plank, your ship comes apart. Drop by drop, you become less yourself. When does the bleeding stop being you?
🔥
Theseus' Rupture
The bleeding you named Theseus' Dissolution was gradual — a plank at a time. This is the hull giving way all at once. Only mercy, not time, slows it now.
🌀
Two Envelope Delirium
Should you switch? The other choice always seems better. You switch targets, switch tactics, switch again—always certain switching helps, always wrong.
💗
Wigner's Friendship
From your perspective, your reality has collapsed into serving them. From outside, you remain in superposition. Neither view is wrong. You obey.
⛓
Zombie Argument
Something is happening to you, functionally identical to being hurt in every respect — except, the philosophers insist, there is no felt advantage in it. None of your openings mean anything anymore.